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LUANN BERGMAN	ALAN BREWER
LuAnn is a housewife living in Braidwood. She likes to listen to gangsta rap while planting trees. It's rumored that she likes to break into peoples houses late at night and put saran wrap on their toilet bowls.	Alan is single and lives in a cave. He likes to cover himself in honey and jump out from behind trees and shout "Boo!". Some day he hopes to do this when there are other people around.
BOB CAIRNS	BETTY CARSON
Bob lives in California. He has alot of pets. He once went 53 days without taking a bath. He likes to wear other peoples underwear. He likes to sit in the dark and make animal noises.	She is single and works in a dog collar factory. She chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. She likes to date younger men with teeth.
LUTHER CLARK	ANGIE DRUMMOND
Luther is divorced. He still dreams of being a television preacher. He is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.	Angie is married and has children. She is not allowed to throw heavy things any more. She used to do magic tricks with mice and squirrels.
BONNIE ELAM	PEGGY FALETTI
Bonnie got married and moved away. She raises possums in her back yard.	Peggy got married and moved to Lockport. Her kids make her nervous. She bit the mail man.
BILL FAVERO	LORA FERRARI
Bill still live in the vicinity. He married one of Mike Parish's sisters. He wants to be a doctor and can write his own name.	Lori is married and still lives in the Braidwood area. She likes country music now (BOOOO!). She likes to chase people through her pumpkin patch in her underwear.
DAVID GARDNER	GREG GRYGIEL
David is single again. He has 15 children, all with the same name. He owns the worlds biggest flea circus. He still dreams of becoming a rodeo clown.	Greg is married and living in Braidwood. He is a fireman and has been on TV. He enjoys telling people that he's a fireman and has been on TV. You might be able to catch him sneaking out behind the firehouse to shake out his hose.