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JACQUI QUAYLE	PAT EARLEY
Jacqui is married and living in Coal City. She has children. Her hobbies include reading, horseback riding, and burning things with her flame thrower.	Pat is married and has children. He lives in a suburb of Chicago. His hobbies include playing pick up basketball and telling people that he's Irish.
ROSS STEWART	BRUCE SINKULAR
Ross is living in Plainfield. He is divorced and has no children. He holds 8 associate degrees. His hobbies include standing in mud puddles, and rolling naked on a floor covered with carpet tacks while chewing on aluminum foil and rubbing a cheese grater over his face.	Bruce is married and living in Braidwood. He has children. He works at the high school. Bruce likes to spend his spare time making sock puppets and frightening small animals.
JIM BAER	DONNA BAILEY
Jim is married and has children. In his spare time, Jim likes to drag race in the summer, and in the winter he tells everyone about his high school days playing basketball.	Donna is married and has just built a new home in Coal City. Both she and her husband are looking forward to retiring soon and spending their days riding around Coal City in squirrel powered go karts.
JANICE O'BERT	DEBBY FRANKIE
Janice is married. She is running for vice president of the Nude Bee Keeping Association.	There isn't a picture of Debby in the yearbook. She is married to Ron Mitchel and has children. She spends alot of time trying to keep her sanity after dealing with the "Mitchel Clan".
JANICE HOWANIEC	BEV ZAPOTOCKY
Janice is engaged. She is a bunny wrangler. In her off hours, she can be found in the middle of town throwing cats at people.	Bev is married to Donnie Smith and living in the Coal City area. She has children. She likes to listen to her husband sing show tunes. (What?)
KAREN MALEY	MONICA ROBACK
Karen has children and grand children. For relaxation, Karen likes to go down by the highway and throw pudding at passing cars.	Monica is married and living in Gardner with her husband and children. She is involved in her childrens school. She unwinds by going into Chicago and telling people they can keep their big city and then giving them the bird.