Anything in italics is unconfirmed, unverified, inspired by space alliens, possibly in error, made up, rumored, lies,or heresay.
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KEVIN TUSKEY |
CHARLIE WELLS |
| Kevin went on to college and returned to the area. He is divorced. He says with a little luck he could become a garbage man some day. | Charlie is a professor of nuclear physics at M.I.T. He and his wife have 3 children; DeVon, Shawnequa, and Ralph. He sometimes stinks like rotten cheese. Or not. |
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KEITH YANKEE |
ALLEN SCHLACKER |
| After high school, Keith worked on a few farms tending livestock. He usually smelled like poo whenever he came over. When he turned 21, he decided to change careers and became a Chippendales dancer. Now he just smells real bad. |
Allen went on to college after high school,
where he got a degree in music. During and after college he played
in alot of bands, and ended up going on tour. He got tired of touring,
and decided to get married and settled down in Colorado. |
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DAVID KEYMON |
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| Dave married Marsha Doxie, and then did a stint in the Army. After Dave got out of the Army, they settled in the south. Dave enjoys wood working and goosing old ladies. | |